I went to the casino a few times this weekend. I made a bunch of money but ended up spending it all. It was a great weekend anyhow.
Cynthia went with us and she introduced me to one of her friends who just happened to be there. She told him my name and he said, "I'm Dick." So I responded, "Are you trying to run me off?" I love lesbian humor. The man didn't understand why I said it so Cynthia had to explain, which made me laugh even.harder.
On our way back from the casino, we (meaning Cynthia) picked up a hitchhiker in Joplin. Luckily, he didn't kill us and he ended up being pretty cool. So we decided to keep our little hitchhiker. He was on his way to Chicago and we told him that we adopted him and he needs to stay in Springfield. He is going to stay a few weeks and see if he likes it. He is a nice kid and I hope he either likes it here or makes it safely back to Chicago. I've been calling him my little brother.