Happy St. Patrick's Day? Yeah, whatever. After spending the entire day cleaning house in my pajamas, the last thing I expected was to hear my doorbell ring...twice in a row. My doorbell rings all the time but nobody visits. I don't know what's wrong with the silly thing, so I never check the door if the doorbell rings once. So when my doorbell rang twice in a row, I checked and sure enough, I had a visitor. Great. It's late afternoon and I'm in my jammies and I'm sweaty and stinky from cleaning house. It was my neighbor. She had Scuba Steve with her. Wow, I wondered where he was but I figured he was upstairs asleep. The little bastard jumped the fence! He jumped the fence into my neighbor's yard and started playing with the two little girls. I guess it is officially time for me to start the process of finding someone to put up my privacy fence. I don't even know where to start.