This is a daily blog of a loner, loser from Missouri. I rant and rave about various things such as, my dogs, cockatiels, my great dane's dumbass behavior, and being fat. I frequently include randomness and various pictures. Enjoy.
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011
OMG I almost died
As I sat at my computer desk, googling, I felt something soft and squishy push against my left shoulder.Normally, soft and squishy things do not cause me to internally panic, but this time, since I was in my element and concentrating on Google, I nearly peed my pants and jumped out of my skin.I turned, expectingto see a giant fluffy, murderous teddy bear monster with huge teeth, dripping with blood, waiting to make a snack out of me.Wrong.It was just Scuba Steve, my great dane.He was standing there with a toy hedgehog in his mouth, bobbing his head like a chicken, pushing the toy onto my shoulder.Sometimes, I swear these dogs will be the death of me.I asked him, "Steve, what do you want?"He snorted and pranced around like a retard, violently shaking the hedgehog.Moments like these, when my heart is pounding out of my chest from fear of being eaten, and feeling so much love for a retarded, giant horse-dog, I honestly feel happy.