Now.. on to my motorboating dog, Scuba Steve. If anyone reading this is unaware of the definition of 'motorboating,' please allow urbandictionary.com to explain. According to www.urbandictionary.com, motorboating is defined as: "The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a well-endowed woman's breasts, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor." My great dane does this. He doesn't yell exactly, but he does in fact grunt and snort. I think that's close enough. He does this all the time. He does this not only to me, but also women he meets in the pet store, vet office, or walking on the street. The first time I was embarrassed by him, he motorboated the vet nurse who always takes care of us when any of my boys visit. This vet nurse in particular is the one I've had a crush on for almost 3 years. Apparently, Scuba Steve likes her goodies too.
This morning, for the second morning in a row, I woke up to Steve falling off the bed. We have a king size bed but he has been insisting on sleeping on my right side. I sleep on the right side of the bed. So, today I realized that he has been inching his way to taking over MY SIDE of the bed. I know he's spoiled... but this is nuts! I just can't help but love him.
Here are a few pics of Scuba Steve having Bert as a snack. He might have even motorboated him a couple times too.